Landing on our website or buying from us puts our "Service" to use — and signs you up to the conditions below.
Age
Agreeing here means you've reached the age of majority where you live. And our products aren't for anything illegal or off-limits.
Basics
We can hold the Service back whenever, no reason owed. Worth knowing: your content, card details aside, might travel unencrypted and cross a few networks on the way.
Trust in the Content
We try, but if something turns out wrong, thin, or dated, that's not on us. Read it as general info — never the only thing a decision rests on.
The Products
Some of what we sell is online only, and stock can run short. Returns go through our Refund Policy, nothing else. Prices and availability shift whenever, no warning first.
Your Orders
We can turn down any order that comes in, and cap or scrap quantities per person, per household, or per order — our call.
Ownership
Text, graphics, logos, images, software — it's all ours or our suppliers', and copyright law worldwide backs it.
Liability
Whatever happens, neither we nor our directors, staff, or affiliates answer for injury, loss, claims, or any direct, indirect, incidental, punitive, special, or knock-on damages tied to the Service or anything bought through it.
Changes
We rewrite, tweak, or swap any part by posting the new version here — keeping an eye out is on you.
Contact
Anything on these terms goes through our contact page.